Soapstain

Moreover, what if past the pedophile and
behind the wart hatchet snafu then muzzles
Coca-Cola up his melange in sharp
focus fapped refresh – within rigor mortis
touches platonic smoke regarding his
putrid wub wub of human nature off of
shark piss – but swimming pool maggots
butt fuck passed poisoning the well’s
hissing christmas bacon or the next normal spew,
voided a rare gamer in the despair club
loved its core buzz, haunts a billboard
multiverse polarizing NASCAR silence?

Duck Hunt Dog

The duck hunt dog B-movie
takes a dystopian look at clay
pigeons supplanting actual
ducks. Fang holes deflate in
frisbee dough like beige after-sex.
So the crawling pond-drooler
has once again attacked a queer
nothing. Sad semblances of a
frolicking fire hose lynching
an impossible explosion of
towels, personalized clown
condom piercing with a BANG!
Blunt wormwood aftertaste.
Your daily rock supplement
of complete refrigerator magnet
Bible, an upskirt reflector
shiny as psych warden shoes in
the opaque ebola traffic, trolling
the Beat poetry crypto-Shatner
blood-worshiping in the still-
warm blown cannabis air.
The cannibal entity’s exo-anal
components fanning autopsy
phlegm into bubbling scorpion
prolapse, extracting a solvent
for the void from potato chips
wasting in a Freudian claymation
of sharknado stomach patterns
rotting at the roots of the
grief-organ, a sad theoretical time-
glitch amongst mice hugging,
in the movie theater. 
tyson

—earbeard

a poem, in audio 

hellodmitri:

Quatuor d’Adjani:
The Tenant (Polanski, ‘76)
The Driver (Hill, ‘78)
Nosferatu (Herzog, ‘79)
Possession (Zulawski ‘81)

(Source: henridecorinth, via aleskot)

brrzzzdq

Alternate trash-bag nude brrzzzdq epic 3D grooves, the 6tht eww’s lava Elohim.
Vanity plates ENRON-tucked into rare laundry via an osmosis of 90s nostalgia.
Contortion irrigates those wars as, with a whot-tching kack-a-loo-LOL, the Justice League rollercoasts bed-wetter cannibal piping.
A wooded ear is known as “earbeard” to your cellophane-like 098sfrj! A charming dwarf can withstand this prop, probably.
Just as McNuggets can curse their own ghastly pouch, my rat bone pounces like daggers in the dust.
Nobody in their right dradzd expected a poltergeist’s solenoid to self-immolate with as much barf :)
Praying for the deadly glockenspiel of Satan to sideboob slarving neo-Nazis cross-court the whole drab o-fuckit.
Before undead orgasms can parkour my backyard to bulging qwidge.
Snakes still fatsquatch macabre, leapfrogging the milkshake in the erf.
Pervy, we stand in the giraffe-aurora and splat scrabbling swag.
Selfied into deep, interesting singularity with a pungent virus anti-poky.
Washed up, candle-lipped ghost-branches trepan the parking meter.
Like a playground cephalopod simmering schizophrenic, prong-piz self-healing.
Birds slumming that mortal coil, augmented with nails, springs, 48d4i30ck!!!!!!, etc.
A mausoleum piled dense with tiles of alien-graved sticky toaster.
Unreal robotic arm snailing portable deadman’s dopamine the square root of trovjzjgled. 

Swans’ own personal bubbling-up bummed a doily to death today,

dogman nipples draped in Ferengi pinholes, schmaltzy gnaw humanizing

immersive flog, a zillion stinky butts embossed alive, skinned by axiomatic

fingerbanger tangentially shredding id outskirts-ward, burning my face as

with a pragmatic moo I shart ancient curses clustered like sonic vapor on black,

carcinogens the Mixologist’s enigmatic cardboard wolfs parallel

with its own conductivity’s grim zipper, muddied arm exploding in slipstreams

of airhead-kickstarted vacuum cleaner, tearing through zits

on the walls because that’s how my precious mess flares: in alphabetical

order, in a noose, like a welcoming committee’s howitzer

shooting the shit today for you, sir.

The mindblowing sponge of snowboarder-crotch. A cute floating pumpkin.
Conflating a missing cereal box character and its cozy blog-surface.
Higher. Deteriorating from a tacit RPG into a cocain-fueled FAQ.
In fact, Martians routinely shit in their beautiful, steam-powered sitcoms.
Fan cadavers with money. Peel Skype’s egg-viewpoint.
Everywhere, Jesus dams up in jugs.
Winter-bloodstains, turned to dust on eerie pizza-excerpts; powdered anxiety, defacing the sasquatch-door…
The fishmen and the fishwomen won’t weaponize weed today. With a silly computer.
In fables, a boozy Friday the 13th is a metaphorical bad hair day for bad white males.
Uh, the galaxy’s at the barber –
Astringents drip into galaxy-follicles … a new, bald white whale!
Screams. Squeezed-star pus.
Lab-grown Lego as alternate KFC.
As an outlet for hatred, RoboCop Wilhelm-screams, in general.
Christmas-lasers maul a family at the mall, in particular.